Most Comical Signs
Scream until Daddy stops the car!
Part of America’s gun problem
Better off being drunk
Have protection handy at your next picnic
Hi, where can I find the Mexican, Chinese, and Cracker section?
We apologize for the inconvenience
Every time I come to this store it’s closed!
At least pick up after your dog please
No refunds please
Kidnappers Section is located on aisle 15